ATENCION A TODOS LOS JUGADORES, ESTO NO ES UN SIMULACRO

Miren nomas!!!! Si esta vivo!!!!!! No se lo rapto el clon gay malvado de memo para realizar experimentos sexuales con sus nalgas!!!!!

Black Tiger escribió:

Miren nomas!!!! Si esta vivo!!!!!! No se lo rapto el clon gay malvado de memo para realizar experimentos sexuales con sus nalgas!!!!!

tu ass

Jajaja no Mames Memo como que no te agrada que reinicien 3 daños por un mana? sobretodo tomando en cuenta q Wizz le dio en la madre a una de las mejores cartas para rojo de 1 mana (Mogg Fantastic)? se me hace re chingon, más chance de armar un mono red.

Melter escribió:

Jajaja no Mames Memo como que no te agrada que reinicien 3 daños por un mana? sobretodo tomando en cuenta q Wizz le dio en la madre a una de las mejores cartas para rojo de 1 mana (Mogg Fantastic)? se me hace re chingon, más chance de armar un mono red.

-1

PD: Ni spam

Melter escribió:

Jajaja no Mames Memo como que no te agrada que reinicien 3 daños por un mana? sobretodo tomando en cuenta q Wizz le dio en la madre a una de las mejores cartas para rojo de 1 mana (Mogg Fantastic)? se me hace re chingon, más chance de armar un mono red.

Tiene toda la logica del mundo que wizards haya sacado las ultimas expanciones para que los jugadores tuvieramos que acostumbrarnos a jugar con mas de 2 colores, ami en lo personal nunca me ha molestado, reimprimir el lighting es desvalanzear el metagame e inclinar la balanza del poder hacia un solo color, cuando se supone que se ha evitado o se trata de que eso no suceda, a través de la historia del juego del magic le ha tocado a cada color hacerse de todo el poder, lo que ha notado en los ultimos años es el "cuidado" salvo contadas cagadas(skullclamp) del equipo de R&D para no desvalanzear ni alterar el balanze; ademas de lo que viene es un core set no creo que de pendejos pongan tanto poder en un core set. Por eso pienso que no lo van a reimprimir insisto es mi opinion, ni trabajo en wizards ni hay posibilidad de que me hagan caso algún día, de que me gustaria que exisitera si, pero se me haria mala leche que todo el mundo jugara un redburns mamerto quitandole el sabor a la construcción de decks.

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Hazte una nota mental de DEJAR DE ESCRIBIR TU RESPUESTA DENTRO DEL QUOTE!!!!

Nota mental: no escribirle con mayúsculas a memo muy seguido porque se puede traumar.

EDIT:
Y también de dejar de hacer tanto quote a cosas que no tienen sentido y de escribir otro post para algo que pudiste haber editado simplemente.

Haguen escribió:

desvalanzear

you just butchered that word

Juannnn escribió:

Haguen escribió:

desvalanzear

you just butchered that word

Se, no tengo excusa para eso, puedo argumentar que como nunca escribo viendo el teclado equivoque las letras, pero igual admito que suelo cagarla de vez en cuando.

spoiler oficial señores

pero no completo

http://www.wizards.com/magic/tcg/article.aspx?x=mtg/tcg/magic2010/spoiler

Memo jijo de la verch usaste mi clave para postear no se que mamadas ahhhhhh espera a que te vea en la tienda

Haguen escribió:

Memo jijo de la verch usaste mi clave para postear no se que mamadas ahhhhhh espera a que te vea en la tienda

Ya esta aclarado, no se como demonios se quedo tu clave en mi compu(probablemente el draft) pero pues por eso dije no hay pedo fui yo no haguen daz.

P.D.- che lightining kiero todos no para usarlos sino que no los usen contra mi.

y es comuuuun, ..........

si t esfuerzas...

jajajaja ese memo...

mejor hasta un deck con ellos para que los uses contra los demás y hagas sentir a otros los que te hagan sentir a ti ...

pero si quieres conseguir muchos te vendo los que me salgan

Will escribió:

jajajaja ese memo...

mejor hasta un deck con ellos para que los uses contra los demás y hagas sentir a otros los que te hagan sentir a ti ...

pero si quieres conseguir muchos te vendo los que me salgan

Ok hare el monopolio de lighting bolt

Salieron muchas cartas hoy.
Éstas son las que creo que son nuevas.

Mind Spring - XUU
Sorcery (Rare)
Draw X cards.

Hay una carta igual a esta pero no sé si se llama Mind Spring.

Cemetery Reaper - 1BB
Creature - Zombie (Rare)
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
{2}{B}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield.
2/2

Kalonian Behemoth - 5GG
Creature - Beast (Rare)
Shroud
9/9

Inferno Elemental - 4RR
Creature - Elemental (Uncommon)
Whenever Inferno Elemental blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, Inferno Elemental deals 3 damage to that creature.
4/4

Haunting Echoes - 3BB
Sorcery (Rare)
Exile all cards in target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. Search that player's library for all cards with the same name as cards exiled this way and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Jajajaja, no es nueva pero, jajajaja.

Tendrils of Corruption - 3B
Instant (Common)
Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.

Y otras que no había visto.

Gargoyle Castle
Land (Rare)
{T}: Add {1} to your mana pool.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Gargoyle Castle: Put a 3/4 colorless Gargoyle artifact creature token with flying onto the battlefield.

Planar Cleansing - 3WWW
Sorcery (Rare)
Destroy all nonland permanents.

Baneslayer Angel - 3WW
Creature - Angel (Mythic Rare)
Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
5/5

Esta de arriba no puede ser, 5 manás 5/5 vuela, first strike, life link???

Elite Vanguard - W
Creature - Human Soldier (Uncommon)
"Simba who?"
2/1



Harm's Way - W
Instant (Uncommon)
The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you or a permanent you control this turn is dealt to target creature or player instead.

Deadly Recluse - 1G
Creature - Spider (Common)
Reach, deathtouch
1/2

Master of the Wild Hunt - 2GG
Creature - Human Shaman (Mythic Rare)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
{T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature then deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.
3/3

Haunting Echoes - 3BB
Sorcery (Rare)
Exile all cards in target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. Search that player's library for all cards with the same name as cards exiled this way and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Jajajaja, no es nueva pero, jajajaja.

Tendrils of Corruption - 3B
Instant (Common)
Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.



Ahora si, Juan Tinacos otra vez si gracias jebus, solo falta persecute, por favor!!!!!!!!!

Memolestas escribió:

Haunting Echoes - 3BB
Sorcery (Rare)
Exile all cards in target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. Search that player's library for all cards with the same name as cards exiled this way and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Jajajaja, no es nueva pero, jajajaja.

Tendrils of Corruption - 3B
Instant (Common)
Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.



Ahora si, Juan Tinacos otra vez si gracias jebus, solo falta persecute, por favor!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmm... Juan Tinacos, ni es tan buena, es hyperlenta.... peo para gustos

Vendetta escribió:

Memolestas escribió:

Haunting Echoes - 3BB
Sorcery (Rare)
Exile all cards in target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. Search that player's library for all cards with the same name as cards exiled this way and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Jajajaja, no es nueva pero, jajajaja.

Tendrils of Corruption - 3B
Instant (Common)
Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.



Ahora si, Juan Tinacos otra vez si gracias jebus, solo falta persecute, por favor!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmm... Juan Tinacos, ni es tan buena, es hyperlenta.... peo para gustos

Que naco eres enano, esa carta es la lexe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NETO!

Y Memo paso de postear dentro de sus quotes a hacer quotes sin el comando quote.

P.D. quote

Guboj escribió:

Vendetta escribió:

Memolestas escribió:

Haunting Echoes - 3BB
Sorcery (Rare)
Exile all cards in target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. Search that player's library for all cards with the same name as cards exiled this way and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Jajajaja, no es nueva pero, jajajaja.

Tendrils of Corruption - 3B
Instant (Common)
Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.



Ahora si, Juan Tinacos otra vez si gracias jebus, solo falta persecute, por favor!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmm... Juan Tinacos, ni es tan buena, es hyperlenta.... peo para gustos

Que naco eres enano, esa carta es la lexe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NETO!

Y Memo paso de postear dentro de sus quotes a hacer quotes sin el comando quote.

P.D. quote

O_O

En los tiempos inmemoriables en que salio esta carta y se jugaba era un parte madres, y lento para este metagame??? tu ass, si todo cuesta kilos de colores diferentes y lo casteas en el turno q lo necesitas 2 manas negros y 3 no me jodas, aheuvo lo haces y ahuevo no quieres que te lo hagan.

modalidad quote activada(or not???).

hiper lenta????

ni que quieras hacerla en el segundo turno.
Y para lo que hace yo creo que 5 manas es bastante poco.

Oh sí, monoblack control.


Más cosas:

Goblin Chieftain - 1RR
Creature - Goblin (Rare)
Haste
Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
“We are goblinkind, heirs to the mountain empires of chieftains past. Rest is death to us, and arson is our call to war.”
2/2

Creo que es nueva, se parece al goblin warchief pero en vez de que te cuesten menos tienen +1/+1
Bajan más lento pero matan más rápido...

Merfolk Sovereign - 1UU
Creature - Merfolk (Rare)
Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1.
{T}: Target Merfolk creature is unblockable this turn.
“The sharks envy our ferocity. The eels envy our cunning.”
2/2

Éste es el mejor merfolk lord que ha habido? creo que solo había uno antes y estaba por debajo de todos los demás, éste está decente... bueno no tanto.

Indestructibility - 3W
Enchantment - Aura (Rare)
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is indestructible.

Windstorm - XG
Instant (Uncommon)
Windstorm deals X damage to each creature with flying.

Disentomb - B
Sorcery (Common)
Return target creature card in a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Rhox Pikemaster - 2WW
Creature - Rhino Soldier (Uncommon)
First Strike
Other Soldiers you control have first strike.
3/3

Vampire Aristocrat - 2B
Creature - Vampire (Common)
Sacrifice a creature: Vampire Aristocrat gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2

Wall of Faith - 3W
Creature - Wall (Common)
Defender
{W}: Wall of Faith gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
0/5

Open the Vaults - 4WW
Sorcery (Rare)
Return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Whaaaat??


Rise from the Grave - 4B
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Put target creature in a graveyard into play under your control. That creature is black and is a Zombie in addition to its other types.

Djinn of Wishes - 3UU
Creature - Djinn (Rare)
Flying
Djinn of Wishes enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it.
{2}{U}{U}, Remove a Wish counter from Djinn of Wishes: Reveal the top card of your library. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. If you dont, exile it.
4/4

Oakenform - 2G
Enchantment - Aura (Common)
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.


Doom Blade - 1B
Instant (Common)
Destroy target nonblack creature.

Coool!!

Hay varias que no puse porque como lo leo de RSS y luego se borran, no las puse en el momento y ya ni las leí de hecho.
Si hay algo más importante que no haya puesto pónganlo, quiero verlo

Que onda con el replenish disfrazado y mas caro jajaja,
El djinn se ve interesante como para cosas nasty,
El goblin me da ideas jajaja.
Y no masques un nuevo nantuko y algo q mata el 80% de las creaturas por 2 manas rulez.

Captain of the Watch - 4WW
Creature - Human Soldier (Rare)
Vigilance
Other Soldier creatures you control gets +1/+1 and have vigilance.
When Captain of the Watch enters the battlefield, put 3 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield.
3/3

Sphinx Ambassador - 5UU
Creature - Sphinx (Mythic Rare)
Flying
Whenever Sphinx Ambassador deals combat damage to a player, search that player’s library for a card, then that player names a card. If you searched for a creature card that isn’t the named card, you may put it onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
5/5

Honor of the Pure - 1W
Enchantment (Rare)
White creatures you control get +1/+1.

¿Qué? y la cruzada?

Great Sable Stag - 1GG
Creature - Elk (?)
Great Sable Stag can’t be countered.
Protection from blue and from black.
3/3

Veteran Armorsmith - WW
Creature - Human Soldier (Common)
Other Soldier creatures you control get +0/+1.
2/3

Veteran Swordsmith - 2W
Creature - Human Soldier (Common)
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+0.
3/2


Magebane Armor - 3
Artifact - Equipment (Rare)
Equipped creature gets +2/+4 and loses flying.
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature.
Equip {2}

Sign in Blood - BB
Sorcery (Common)
Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Que cool!!

Sleep - 2UU
Sorcery (Uncommon)
Tap all creatures target opponent controls. Creatures that player controls don't untap during their controller's next untap step.

Mirror of Fate - 5
Artifact (Rare)
{T}, Sacrifice Mirror of Fate: Choose up to seven face-up exiled cards you own. Exile all the cards from your library, then put the chosen cards on top of your library.

Divination - 2U
Sorcery (Common)
Draw two cards.


Elvish Archdruid - 1GG
Creature - Elf Druid (Rare)
Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1.
{T}: Add {G} to your mana pool for each Elf you control.
2/2

Gorgon Flail - 2
Artifact - Equipment (Uncommon)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch.
Equip {2}

Dread Warlock - 1BB
Creature - Human Wizard (Common)
Dread Warlock can't be blocked except by black creatures.
2/2

Angel's Mercy - 2WW
Instant (Common)
You gain 7 life.

Lightwielder Paladin - 3WW
Creature - Human Knight (Rare)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Whenever Lightwielder Paladin deals combat damage to a player, you may exile target black or red permanent that player controls.
4/4

Hive Mind - 5U
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, each other player copies that spell. Each of those players may choose new targets for his or her copy.

Sanguine Bond - 3BB
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Protean Hydra - XG
Creature - Hydra (Mythic Rare)
Protean Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to Protean Hydra, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it.
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is removed from Protean Hydra, put two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of the end step.
0/0

Magma Phoenix - 3RR
Creature - Phoenix (Rare)
Flying
When Magma Phoenix is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
{3}{R}{R}: Return Magma Phoenix from your graveyard to your hand.
3/3

Safe Passage - 2W
Instant (Common)
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn.

¬¬

La sirena que alguien quería

Alluring Siren - 1U
Creature - Siren (Uncommon)
{T}: Target creature an opponent controls attacks you this turn if able.
1/1


Disorient - 3U
Instant (Common)
Target creature gets -7/-0 until end of turn.

Illusionary Servant - 1UU
Creature - Illusion (Common)
Flying
When Illusionary Servant becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
3/4